Sommer

Sits at home all day and plays Xbox and avoids friends. They also tend to not want to go out with anyone and when you ask them, they give lame excuses. For some reason they love the vowel E and also the letter Q. Grow creatures underneath their neck. Wear glasses. Sommer's say love me a lot as well.

"Sommer, you wanna hang out this weekend?"

"Um no, I have to watch my CATS!"

Hey Sommer, you want to go out tonight?"

I'm sorry, but I am making a grilled cheese and I got a contusion from it."

by Are we MoonMen? November 11, 2010

shimer

a raging homo who enjoys getting his ass pounded

That kid thinks he gets girls but hes really a shimer.

by masta2323 July 19, 2009

liquid somersault

the act of performing a somersault either nude or clother whilst urinating

Jesus christ Shawn that was a wicked cool liquid somersault you just did. You got piss on everything.

by Happy Long May 17, 2009

Somerset, MA

a middle class suburban town in southeastern mass. it is a god forsaken place that is infested with wiggers and guido wanna-bes. the schools are filled with pretty much all white kids that listen to shitty music like lil wayne justin bieber, lady gaga, eminem (who is actually kinda ok but his douchebaggery outweighs music quality) kid cudi or whatever the guys name is and and a bunch of other shitty "rappers" with retarded names. there are only a few holdouts who refuse to give in and partake with the sheep. im one of the few if you couldnt already tell. im 13 and in 8th grade and i cant wait to leave. when im an adult, ill do everything in my power to prevent my kid from becoming one of the faceless sheep.

the "good times" in Somerset, MA are rare and dont last very long

by quiet disgruntled kid in back February 19, 2011

somerset

She's beautiful and always there for her friends, she loves to be at home with her family but I crazyy with her friends. Somersets are know to have one special person in there life that they with never forget, they share hobbies and opions that they have in comman. Somerset is know to have a perfect figure and her personality is amazing. Anyone who doesn't know a Somerset is missing out big time

Q:Have you heared about somerset?
A:The gorgeous girl?

by mileymiles123 November 27, 2012

Simerly

someone who has a terrible name, and has no idea what he/she is talking about

Did you see simerly giving head behind the dumpster.-awesome mosher

Yeah shes such a 5 cent hoe!- even better mosher

by Dropkick Murphys Are the best February 6, 2004

SomerFuck

a hoe you bang when it is summer

Laura Pamela Bellido-Maniau was my SomerFuck

by IfUcKeDlAuRaPaMeLa January 9, 2012