Sofiitude

A measurement of Straightness, Cuteness, and Awesome. The first and
second, usually measured in "as a rainbow" and "thrice", respectively.

It is usually applied to one who is madepic, and prefers popcorn and metal.

Man: "Dude, your girlfriend has SO much Sofiitude!"
Dude: "Yeah man, I know! She's as straight as a rainbow and thrice as cute!"

by Joel C. Birney May 26, 2008

soft drop

When you have to go #2 and you don't want it to splash in the toilet. You put the paper in the toilet first. Resulting in a soft drop.

Honey, I will be home soon... right after I finish up this soft drop.

by beezy1313 September 13, 2010

soft squishing

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

Soft Cum

The art of cummingwhile floppy

Dude, I saw that video of Hugh Hackman and I didn't even have time to get erect, it was a soft cum

by Joshiwan March 12, 2017

softrape

When a software company forces you to install something against your will.

Microsoft softraped their users by pushing the Windows 10 upgrade, even when the said users said no and refused.

by Pink Trash May 2, 2017

soft serpant

when you fuck your girl and cum in her but you didnt even get fully hard

i fucked her with my soft serpant

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

sofiene

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have.sofiene is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world.sofiene is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about sofiene.

sofiene, im in love with you,marry me?

by TPlr753 December 25, 2017