smurfing is advanced way of surfing the web...which means that the browsing of web to gain "wisdom" .It's an efficient way of browsing the web :).
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Social Media surfing. What happens when you start following random interesting topics and links on friends' posts in social media profiles (e.g. Twitter).
I just went in to check my FB messages and ended up smurfing for an hour looking at the drunk-ass party pics my bro posted.
by fandongle September 16, 2009
Get the smurfing mug.When a female and male have sex, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man's penis and remains inside the woman's vagina. This forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. The resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a "bone".
Mike and Tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in Jason's apartment, and he tried to pull off using Magnums on his meat stick. They were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and Tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. I saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. Wonder if it's triplets?
by Ole Skool 74 November 28, 2011
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by Dick "the cheeseman" Pounder August 12, 2008
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