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Mexican Smuggler

An extreme version of the Shocker or Mini-Van. Consists of inserting five fingers in the vagina and five fingers in the anus simultaneously during sexual activity.
Friend 1: "Hey Dude were you able to get her to do anal last night?"

Friend 2: "No, even better when I was hitting it from the back I pulled out and snuck in a Mexican Smuggler...She never saw it coming..."
by JIMDIESEL June 23, 2011
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Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
by Sebastian December 6, 2003
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ivory smuggler

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs
her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler
by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006
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gerbal smuggler

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels
by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012
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Chubby Smuggler

A woman who hides contraband fat on her social media and dating profiles. This is achieved by using crafty photography.
Hey man that girl you like is a chubby smuggler.
by Robbo1995 December 11, 2017
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the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.
Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.
by Mike Carini March 5, 2009
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Snuggleslut

Snugglesluts are generally female, generally in their mid to late teens and generally of an insipidly sociable nature.
Snugglesluts prey on members of the opposite sex to 'snuggle' with. Said snuggling is commonly understood to include just about anything of a sexual nature, no matter how perverted or disgusting, but snugglesluts will, as a rule, deny this fact point blank.
Snugglesluts will engage in 'snuggling' regardless of their relationship status, and will snuggle with as many as fifteen different victims at once.

Prey are generally boys younger than them, but the snuggleslut is versatile and will even snuggle with old men if circumstances demand it.
Person 1: "HJ was snuggling with XY for two hours yesterday, even though she's going out with CW!"
Person 2: "What a snuggleslut..."

Person 1: "Did you have sex with WM?"
Snuggleslut: "NO! How dare you! I just snuggled with him!"
*snuggleslut leaves in mock horror*
Person 2: "She's obviously a snuggleslut."
by KillB October 21, 2011
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