smooth tiger

a balchaaaay who has lots of charnas who push him in the gym to do 5 more sit ups, straightens ones hair before going out... (dont forget to gel your hair before straightening it!). A smoof also wears porno button up V necks (unbuttoned). If your a true smoof you only shag hot dolls (but she had a pretty face), wear tight beaters when attending gym, talking in a typical joburg accent. Typical diet equals chicky breasts on rye with a protein shake, and then a shot of anabolic steriods in the biceps for desert.

"ah boet hay, no like we late for gym hay and iv already taken my shake and guna miss my window of opportunity for mazimum pumpage!! trying to become an ultimate smooth tiger like john dob "

by iandebeerlovesmingers October 18, 2010

smooth as butter

the way a person moves and dances during great performance. fly and smooth as butter . Amazing dance moves

Yo! Did you see his performance! Brothers moves were smooth as butter

by alwaysaflygirl November 25, 2016

Short Shooter

A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.

Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

School Shooters

Your friendly neighborhood emo kid. Specimen tends to develop mental instability by getting bullied a lot, and/or residing in a terrible family environment. Each emo kid will reach a breaking point in which they unlock their father's forbidden closet, and take out the "dangerous boom boom stick" your father told you to never use. The events leading up to this usually involve multiple murders located within a public school. Alternatively, instead of shooting, the specimen will use the "dangerous boom boom stick" on themselves and promptly end their life.

*Most specimens are observed in the United States of America*
**Side note: Video Games have been researched to not be the cause of any of these cases. That's right Christian mothers, you can't blame your bad parenting on a $500 PS4 Pro

Christian Mother 1: I heard there was a terrible shooting in Florida
Christian Mother 2: Those darn School Shooters. It's all cuz of them video games and satanic anime

by Fried_RiceBiotch May 30, 2019

scooterboy

Mid eighties to mid nineties british youth cult. Recognisable by bad haircuts, ratty scooters such as Lambretta or Vespa and a love for obscure and rare soul, ska, punk andpsychobilly. Often found in pubs in run down seaside reorts.

Not a mod

Oh look theres another pissed scooterboy

by FB November 26, 2003

smooth jazz

A niche form of pop music that is appreciated by people who don't like jazz. They think it sounds cool to be a smooth jazz listener and don't realize that it's not jazz at all. To paraphrase Mark Twain, the difference between jazz and smooth jazz is like the diffference between lightning and a lightning bug.

She claims to like jazz but anything other than smooth jazz is too far out for her.

by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

balls in a salad shooter

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.

by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003