Smoof

The act of pushing two peoples cheeks together so hard that they are squished together.

Come here baby, lets smoof!

by Mariam Bee July 4, 2008

vagina smooch

Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)

One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)

So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. Planeta, you are a vagina smooch." and quietly fliped his desk over and left class to go kill himself.

by Chadwick Barbash October 14, 2008

Cooch Smooch

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

He is a jerk, make sure to cooch smooch him when you kill him.

by Miss Tracey xox May 4, 2011

smoobs

adj. meaning small boobs derived from combining the two words

Gavin: yo man did you see her smoobs?
Scott: word.

by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009

smoochie wolly wolly

the act of getting smoochie wolly wolly; hardcore makeout sesh; tonsil hockey; frenching a fella; often includes a little smoochie and a lot of wolly wolly; term should be used with caution - may cause severe embarrassment

I obvi wanted to get smoochie wolly wolly with you but you ditched me...sadness

by Danielle McAdams May 20, 2008

Smoffee

Smoke + Coffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!

by nullsub February 12, 2010

mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.

my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!

by daveschappell October 30, 2010