pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

Simarpreet

A hard working and studios man, Simarpreet's are usually very skinny, gay and french (if this description matches a Simarpreet you know, be sure to call the authorities).

Never question their ability to make any situation more boring due to just being in the vicinity.

My friend is so skinny, he looks like a Simapreet.
Im on a Simarpreet diet.

by sdfDADSFSF October 8, 2019

pap smear

the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.

caroll paid for her annual pap smear.

by CosmiClovers May 9, 2010

dirt smearer

A Freak with shit all up on his face.

Damn Bitch, why you gotta be wiping that dog shit all over your face = Dirt Smearer

by Chompholic February 6, 2007

Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.

1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"

by A Flesh June 10, 2009

Simarn

tall, funny(sometimes), likes volleyball, also known as Jugs, likes teasing her buns, loves Nigerians and Mexicans.

Totally Simarn!

by wildcatprincess April 10, 2011

shmear

In conversation, used in place of any word you cant quite remember at that time, such as stuff, or sh*t. Originated in the East Bay Area by The Doctor.

"Where is it located? Right over by the shmear."
"Hey Larry, Where did you get that new shmear?"

by Spencer Burton April 17, 2006