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by Anonymous April 13, 2003
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Shaving

Shaving friends refers to removing friends that you had previously accepted as a friend from your Facebook, Twitter, Etc. Page ... after they've had a chance to noisy around your page - you shave them off a few weeks later (and they don't get notice of it)
Tom began shaving certain friends off facebook when they started posting curses on his page.
by Shrihara June 10, 2009
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shingletown

a small town in nor-cal,with the main exports are arts,crafts and weed.You can usually pick up a farmers daughter for a six pack of Budwiser in this fine town.Beware though there is a group of homosexuals on montgomery rd.
If you find yourself wanting to fuck your sister move to Shingletown.
by jl January 22, 2004
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Schvingar

Someone who likes nerdy things, especially star trek. Also includes liking extensive comic books,video games, and grey's anatomy.
When someone quotes star trek or starts talking bout it, one should point the vulcan split finger sign at the person and yell Schvingar!
by Matthew Brenner December 25, 2007
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Saving Christmas

The theme for every annoying holiday movie that comes out on Christmas. This is annoying because Christmas has become so commercial that there is no way it is in danger of being lost.
Tonight, the story of the sewer rat who saved Christmas.

This ant is saving Christmas.
by New English December 14, 2009
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Bu-Shing

Bu-Shing can be best defined as bud luck for eating at an asian restaurant. Upon receipt of the fortune cookie following the meal, should the cookie not contain a fortune, then this is called Bu-Shing, therefore the recipient of this unfortunate cookie will endure seven years of bad luck from that day.
Example 1 - Wayne John Beck was eating at Big Wok Mongolian BBQ at 9:09pm on Saturday November 10th, 2007. Following Mr. Beck's meal, he opened his fortune cookie only to discover BU-SHING. Mr. Beck was scared and ricewine began to pour from his eyes. He was advised by the staff at the restaurant to lock himself up in his house for the next seven years. No one has seen Mr. Beck since.

Example 2 - There was an episode of "Saved By The Bell," in which "Screech," observed this occurrence when he opened his fortune cookie at a restaurant he went to. Screech did not believe in Bu-Shing as he was acting. Two epidoes later "Saved By the Bell," was CANCELED. Years later, "Screech" who's real name is Dustin Diamond is now a member of Celebrity Fit Club.
by B-Pain December 5, 2007
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faux-savings

Refers to grocery stores that require customers to apply for frequent customer cards in order to recieve discounts.

The store proudly displays the amount of "savings" on the bottom of the reciept to show how much money was saved during the shopping trip.

However, the customer doesn't actually know if the amount saved actually means anything since there is no way to tell what the actual price on an item is.
Sally looked at her reciept and saw that she has "saved" thirty dollars on her grocery bill. However, she knows that the groceries that she bought always seem to be on "sale" and that the thirty dollars is just "faux-savings".
by Evil Caroline November 5, 2008
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