jl's definitions

spit or swallow?

this should be the first question in every male female relationship.

a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.

by jl January 22, 2004

radlex

hot girl who went to Taylor Middle School

Radlex had a nice ass

by JL September 10, 2003

Heinz 69

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

by JL August 21, 2003

Bagpiping

Armpit fucking

Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.

by JL August 21, 2003

bits

bitch

What a stupid bits.

by JL September 28, 2003

ball sack

what zach thomas loves to suck and hum on.

My ball sack feels so good now that it is in zachs mouth again.

by jl January 22, 2004

discharge

the stuff girls excrete from their vaginas. It cleanses the body including the vagina. Its left behind in a girls panties. Its usually whitish, yellow, clear. Very sticky and wet. May also be confused with female cum, but is not the same thing.

No, baby, Im not turned on, thats discharge in my panties.

by JL July 1, 2003