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When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.
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Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
Get the Cake Batter Splatter mug.Climb the ladder and lay on the ground and open your mouth for the poop splatter. First person to drop a bullseye or is the winner in this family fun game. Splat the shat in the center trying for the bulls EYE or shoot the shit in the mouth hole to win this game.
Directions 1) get a ladder. 2) Requires 2 or more people each rotating as the shooter and the receiver 3) 1 person lays at the base of the ladder while player 2 climbs the ladder to splat the shat in the bullseye of the player laying down on the ground. 4) first person to tap out or shoot the shit in the eye or mouth is the winner !!
Directions 1) get a ladder. 2) Requires 2 or more people each rotating as the shooter and the receiver 3) 1 person lays at the base of the ladder while player 2 climbs the ladder to splat the shat in the bullseye of the player laying down on the ground. 4) first person to tap out or shoot the shit in the eye or mouth is the winner !!
William "Come one guys lets play Franklin Ladder Splatter its a family fun game and you can play it anywhere you go." Franklin " omg this is my favorite game , I plan on teaching the family at Christmas gathering!"
by mjp9348 May 11, 2021
Get the Franklin Ladder Splatter mug.A morning meal so large or otherwise extraordinary, it doesn't merely break your fast, it fucking shatters it.
I meant to eat a small breakfast, but by the fifth donut I realized I was having shatterfast instead.
by Dr. Jones-Smith-Jimmy September 28, 2011
Get the shatterfast mug.In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.
Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."
by austicoatk February 22, 2013
Get the shatter analysis mug."See you later papers" (normally said with a Boston accent: "shlay-ta pap-as")
Given to individuals (or organizations) when they stop contributing anything meaningful to life.
Similar to getting served divorce papers or court summons, only for life.
Given to individuals (or organizations) when they stop contributing anything meaningful to life.
Similar to getting served divorce papers or court summons, only for life.
What?!? You're still dating that sour puss?? I thought you sent her shlater paperz!
Tim Tebow is still trying to play football?? Why wont somebody send him his shlater paperz!!
Tim Tebow is still trying to play football?? Why wont somebody send him his shlater paperz!!
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