shmuck fuck

1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.

Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"

by Lara in love with Andrejs February 16, 2008

schmock

something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"

God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!

by Timo1232 March 20, 2008

shmacked

becoming drunk to the point that you perform the Shmoney Dance

Dude, I was so shmacked last night at the party. I lost it when Hot Nigga came on.

by chrestor November 4, 2014

Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

by umbie March 22, 2004

wackety chackety shmack

really awesome, excellent, something outrageously good.

"dude, that horse has five willies!"
"ohhh, that shit is wackety chackety shmack!"

by burakism producer May 12, 2006

Shmook

Also spelt Shmuk, Smuk, Shmok, Shmik and Schuc.

Portmanteau of stupid crook, with some messed up vowels and a h thrown in there for good measure. Used to express that you thought someone's actions were stupid.

Forms:
Plural: Shmooki
Verb: Shmookify
Adjective: Shmookationately
Adverb: Shmookily

David: ...and so, I'd forgotten about the huge butt of gasoline I'd left out there. And that's how I invented Wales.
Bowie: You shmook!

by unpseudonymable November 30, 2011

shmickershmack

a single cigarette.

"can i bum a shmickershmack "
"excuse me sir, can i shmick your shmack"?
(means to have a sip of a cigarette)

by Kohlmin September 25, 2010