shlontact

The ability to remove a sock whilst also changing the television with your mouth and anus.

Dude, I shlontacted the hell out of that remote.

by PimpdaddyEsh April 23, 2018

shaondra

The most amazing unicorns you will ever meet. If you can catch her attention hope you never lose it.

Shaondra the girl of your dreams.

by Jizzinthepuss January 25, 2018

shlong sack

when you nuttsack is longer than your dick

my shlong sack is so hard

by ass liccer April 25, 2019

Shlong pong

Playing ping pong with your penis or erection

Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?

by Brain dead bean June 25, 2019

Shjop

A word a tree hear before being cut down. Mostly said in all Swedish areas. It is usually said twice while cutting a tree down.

“Hey look tree, ( while cutting down tree)shjop shjop!”

by TodEBoi October 12, 2019

Shlong hopper

A woman who moves from one man to another, having sex with each of them.

Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.

by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020

Shlong Bong

A penis pump

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.

by HUD1974 August 6, 2020