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top shelf hottie 

I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.
As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."
top shelf hottie by strikeout October 24, 2012
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Top Shelf 

Before paying for dinner, Jason asked Julie if she goes "top shelf".
Top Shelf by Mcguiness January 21, 2015

The last chicken on the shelf 

An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick
Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...

Top Shelf 

Verb - The act of dropping a steaming dump into the water tank of a toilet. It's very important to replace the tank cover and leave the room as if nothing happened. Each future flush will reinvigorate the stench of slowly eroding water tank dump.
Frat Guy 1, "Did you end up fighting those guys at that party last night?"

Frat Guy 2, "Naw, I top shelfed those bastards... they'll be smelling that fudge for weeks!"
Top Shelf by vandyu97 February 19, 2009

vagina shelf 

The gap that forms between a standing woman's thighs, all the way up to her vagina, when she is anorexic and her pants are tight enough to show it off. So-called because if you turned her upside down, you could place objects on the flat surface directly between her legs, which is also where many women keep their vaginas.
Jesus christ, did you see Cari's vagina shelf? Did her pelvis separate?
vagina shelf by rainman420 April 25, 2005

Top Shelf 

taking a shit in the top part of a toliet. See upperdecker
Dude lets go I just top shelfed the place.
Top Shelf by Daddy November 12, 2003