by mdiaz April 28, 2005
Get the top shelf mug.I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.
As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."
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Get the Top Shelf mug.An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick
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Frat Guy 1, "Did you end up fighting those guys at that party last night?"
Frat Guy 2, "Naw, I top shelfed those bastards... they'll be smelling that fudge for weeks!"
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by vandyu97 February 19, 2009
Get the Top Shelf mug.The gap that forms between a standing woman's thighs, all the way up to her vagina, when she is anorexic and her pants are tight enough to show it off. So-called because if you turned her upside down, you could place objects on the flat surface directly between her legs, which is also where many women keep their vaginas.
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