Sherwin

A washed up former athlete with a deformed back. Can’t get it up after 4 Bud Lights.

“Sorry I’m Sherwinning, had too many bud lights tonight.”

by Winner86 June 4, 2019

Sherwood Sandwich

Unexpectantly Cross Checking your opponent in the teeth with your hockey stick

After numerous hacks to the back of my legs. I fed that son of a bitch a Sherwood Sandwich

by Stucifer April 4, 2009

shelfware

Software that you bought and no longer use because you didn't need it in the first place. Also caused when software doesn't work with the latest operating system or is no longer supported by the original creator.

Half of our software is now shelfware after we upgraded our workstations to Vista.

by Rudy Greene October 10, 2008

shefit

A question mostly used by males and lesbians to confirm the rating of your latest sexual conquest.

Tarquine: Got laid last night.

Englebert: Shefit?

Tarquine: No mate, a complete dog.

Englebert: Cash back snatch?

Tarquine: No I walked home.

Tarquine: Another pint?

Englebert: Nice action.

by vigvam1 July 29, 2010

Sherwood Clam

A rather hairy females vagina.

One that resembles Sherwood Forest where Robin Hood and his merry men use to hang out.

Mick ' Hey Dave, I heard Emma had a nice shaved pussy'?

Dave, ' Man, no way she has a sherwood clam''

by SimUK September 13, 2010

shefou

shefou can mean exactly anything. this awesomeness is so awesome that you can only use it in times of great awesomeness, sexiness, or just regularness

man #1 : "hey dude did you see that shefou girl?"

man # 2 : "yea dude! she's so fricken hot!"

by Shishkabob Vanyumyum April 17, 2013

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013