shelfware 

Software that you bought and no longer use because you didn't need it in the first place. Also caused when software doesn't work with the latest operating system or is no longer supported by the original creator.

Half of our software is now shelfware after we upgraded our workstations to Vista.

shelfware by Rudy Greene October 10, 2008

Shelfwarmer 

A toy at a store that kids don't want (usually the toy of a sidekick, disliked character or female character, etc) that remains on shelves for months on end after all of the "cool" figures have been sold. Based off of the term benchwarmer

Toy Collector A: Hey, have you seen ROTF Sideswipe lately?
Toy Collector B: Ugh, no, our Target's packed with nothing but shelfwarmers like Arcee and Wheelie.

Shelfwarmer by Mr. Handle November 22, 2009

Selfawarewolf 

Someone who points out their own bigotry, mistakes, or flawed reasoning, often in other people, but fails to realize that they’re in the wrong whatsoever. Sometimes they stumble upon or describe the exact thing they’re doing wrong, nearly transforming into a genuinely self-aware creature.... but they’re still in denial.

A: “Anti-vaxxers are crazy! They don’t listen to science, and they just block anyone who disagrees with them.”
B: “Aren’t you anti-vax?”
A: “No, I’m just against vaccination, it’s different.”

B: “Gonna have to call selfawarewolf on that one, chief.”
A: “Blocked.”

Selfawarewolf by gaymergirl March 14, 2021

Selfare 

Concerned only with your own welfare

He's doing well with his Selfare

Selfare by yuba gurl July 8, 2014

Shelleared

Wanting to have good music taste or listen to popular music because other people make you feel that you should.

Downloading social media made him shelleared

Shelleared by autumnfallen January 19, 2021

Selfward

A self reward.
A reward for one's self for an achievement.

Michael bought himself a Tesla right after he managed to leave an abusive relationship. It's a selfward for leaving that crazy woman.

Selfward by hollahollamuhfarks January 15, 2022

selfcare.with.kayla 

some fatty on tiktok that makes the ground shake whenever she jumps

selfcare.with.kayla: *jumps*
the news: “breaking news, magnitude 9 earthquake has struck the united states. however, this earthquake was not caused by geological reasons, but rather some 500 pound diabetic person jumped to hard and caused it reasons”

selfcare.with.kayla by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 28, 2023