Software that you bought and no longer use because you didn't need it in the first place. Also caused when software doesn't work with the latest operating system or is no longer supported by the original creator.
by Rudy Greene October 10, 2008
Get the shelfware mug.A toy at a store that kids don't want (usually the toy of a sidekick, disliked character or female character, etc) that remains on shelves for months on end after all of the "cool" figures have been sold. Based off of the term benchwarmer
Toy Collector A: Hey, have you seen ROTF Sideswipe lately?
Toy Collector B: Ugh, no, our Target's packed with nothing but shelfwarmers like Arcee and Wheelie.
Toy Collector B: Ugh, no, our Target's packed with nothing but shelfwarmers like Arcee and Wheelie.
by Mr. Handle November 22, 2009
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Someone who points out their own bigotry, mistakes, or flawed reasoning, often in other people, but fails to realize that they’re in the wrong whatsoever. Sometimes they stumble upon or describe the exact thing they’re doing wrong, nearly transforming into a genuinely self-aware creature.... but they’re still in denial.
A: “Anti-vaxxers are crazy! They don’t listen to science, and they just block anyone who disagrees with them.”
B: “Aren’t you anti-vax?”
A: “No, I’m just against vaccination, it’s different.”
B: “Gonna have to call selfawarewolf on that one, chief.”
A: “Blocked.”
B: “Aren’t you anti-vax?”
A: “No, I’m just against vaccination, it’s different.”
B: “Gonna have to call selfawarewolf on that one, chief.”
A: “Blocked.”
by gaymergirl March 14, 2021
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by yuba gurl July 8, 2014
Get the Selfare mug.Wanting to have good music taste or listen to popular music because other people make you feel that you should.
by autumnfallen January 19, 2021
Get the Shelleared mug.Michael bought himself a Tesla right after he managed to leave an abusive relationship. It's a selfward for leaving that crazy woman.
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the news: “breaking news, magnitude 9 earthquake has struck the united states. however, this earthquake was not caused by geological reasons, but rather some 500 pound diabetic person jumped to hard and caused it reasons”
the news: “breaking news, magnitude 9 earthquake has struck the united states. however, this earthquake was not caused by geological reasons, but rather some 500 pound diabetic person jumped to hard and caused it reasons”
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