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SHELFITIS 

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!
Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.
SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017
Related Words
shefit • sheit • Sheith • shebitch • Shenita • shevitz • shebit • shefin • Sheft • Sheitel Head
pulchritudinous: means beautiful and statuesque and
perspicacious: means intelligent and knowledgeable
That was Shenita

The Lady was very Shenita
Shenita by Mahogany Sweetmeat February 18, 2010

sheritan 

The act of working a defined post with no breaks allowed, and the sun beating down on your arms with the short sleeved shirt burning ya skin
I worked that post the other day during my turkey and got a Sheritan
sheritan by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018
One who is kind, loving, and determined to be great. Shelita has an exceptional work ethic where many people don’t believe in her goals and aspirations, but she continues to strive. Shelita has been hurt a lot, but still continues to preservere through harsh situations. Shelita loves to cook, takes care of her family, and ultimately believes in being the best one can be.
Shelita by Shelita June 4, 2019

shelitha 

Beautiful person,willing to stand alone,brave.,mighty
my mom is shelitha!
shelitha by breah123 March 13, 2012
A beautiful female with long dark hair some say she look like Pacahontas. Beautiful ,mind ,body and soul. She also love to dress to impress.
Man , look at sherita she is hotter than a 2 dollar pistol ! ! ! wheeeewww! ! !
Sherita by heavy hiitter January 28, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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