shablangled

A synonym for being so completely wasted that shitfaced does not fit anymore.

“Dude, last night John was absolutely fucking shablangled.”

by Fuck you jeff bezos May 9, 2023

shamanista

A white woman who claims to be a shaman but is actually only cosplaying as one. She’s happy to culturally appropriate anything if it serves her purposes, which are to make money from her minions. She’s dangerous because she pretends to be about healing but in actuality is about something much more selfish and dark, and doesn’t have a genuine clue of how to actually help people. She likes attention and money. Beware the shamanista.

“I went to her workshop about energy and boundaries. Turns out it was all bullshit, she’s nothing but a shamanista”.

by GriethDay September 29, 2023

shamanista

A middle aged white woman who culturally appropriates the teachings of South American healers and cosplays as a shaman. Her larping includes putting on “workshops” for other ninnies who give her money to listen to her new age nonsense and buy/read her nonsensical books full of grammatical errors and typos. She pretends to be about healing but is really about something much darker and more selfish. She craves attention and veneration from wing nuts and happily takes whatever resources she can get from them. Beware the shamanista.

“I took her workshop on energy and boundaries. It was a waste of money, she’s just a shamanista”.

by GriethDay September 29, 2023

Shamantha

Shamantha was once a woman in 1733, she was the queen of a hidden island. All her people adored her, she was a born leader and lived up to her dreams. As she was giving up her crown to her beautiful daughter Mai, the lord of winds blasted her down with his powerful winds.

Shamantha such a queen.

by Urlocalbandit November 20, 2023

Shamantha

A sexy amazing girl,who’s work hard and is dedicated to striving for a better life not only for her but,her family she is beautiful and a scorpio

Omg is that shamantha ,i love her.

by Aoi.333 November 20, 2023

Shamantha

A sexy amazing girl,who works hard and is dedicated to striving for a better life not only for her but,her family.She is beautiful and a scorpio(scary to handle but has the best intentions).We love her.

Omg is that shamantha, i love her.

by Aoi.333 November 20, 2023

Shamanth

Shamanth

This guy's humour is darker than him.
Has a great taste of music.
Can be entrusted with secrets.
His name means pure which is definitely true can you believe that?

His humour is like shamanth's

by Batman❤️kids November 27, 2023