Flying Scotsman

A sex position in which someone lies on their back with their feet firmly placed on one's pelvis, either side of the penis. The legs are pointed strait up, hoisting one high in the air. One would jizz on one's partner, while wearing a kilt, with one's arms out at one's side, making one, quite literally, a flying scotsman.

Yo dude remember that scotish chick we met at the bar last night? Yeah, we went back to my place and she gave me a flying scotsman!

by Johnson Webb July 13, 2005

Scotch Boy

Those whom have been fortunate enough to have once attended the mighty Scotch College in Perth, Western Australia. "Scotch Boys", who are often referred to as lads or as having displayed a ladsy demeanour, are well known for both academic ability and unrivalled sporting prowess.

Unlike boys from other private schools, Scotch Boys actually have penises and aren't afraid to use them whilst courting fine women from other private institutions like PLC, MLC and St. Hilda's.

There is irrefutable evidence to suggest, in fact, that girls in general would rather do a Scotch Boy over any other student anywhere in the world, such is the reputation associated with the College and its students.

Guy 1: "Is that a Scotch Boy?"
Guy 2: "Shit let's bail"

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Scotch Boy: "Hi..."
Hot Girl: "FUCK MEEEE!"

by El Ladsy January 9, 2009

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005

Scotch on the rocks

Blowing your load into a gal's mouth and then putting your bawls in her mouf.

Lindsay wanted some fun so I served her a Scotch on the rocks.

by FedInTheA July 14, 2010

Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.

Not worth the bother.

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

scotch

scotch is definetly not the proper word used to describe scots. it is usually used this way by idiot foreigners who have clearly never been to scotland otherwise theyd have there ass kicked.scot or scottish is acceptable though.scotch can be used to describe produce from scotland eg sotch whisky, scotch broth ect this is fine

im starvin imm gonna have some scotch broth
retard:hey are you scotch
scot: fuck you (arse kicking commences)

by crazyscot545 January 11, 2006

Scotchy

A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.

Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.

by Ronaldson February 5, 2010