swamp mummy

A Broad who hangs off you like a leech searching desparately for play and once she gets it she drops u like 2nd period french

Hey man look at Daizy with Johny shes such a Fuckin Swamp Mummy.

by Jay North June 24, 2006

swamp meat

A male's genitals after intercourse with a female on a hot sweaty summer day!

Dude I need to go wash my swamp meat! It was hot as hell in that house!

by cliffjones March 2, 2017

Swamp Pussy

Pussy is like the Mississippi Delta; 100 percent humidity and hard to survive in for long periods of time.

You need goggles when you go down on her....she got that swamp pussy.

by Lieutenant Donger June 7, 2018

Knuckle Dragging Swamp cunt

For that one special motherfucker who grinds your gears.

Ah, that bitch. That knuckle dragging swamp cunt.

by LaughingCrow May 25, 2018

swamp hog

An extremely fat or obese woman with a very VERY hairy pubic area and with as The Doctor said, a beaver barrier. This term is best used to describe this type of fat woman when she's naked or almost naked.

Biologist/Zoologist Dr. Michael Hein and his group of 4 scientists were out exploring and studying the wildlife around the muddy banks and swampy areas of the Amazon River in South America, when he and his team were suddenly ambushed, attacked, and raped by a band of native swamp hogs.





Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 1, 2004

swamp sack

really hot sweaty hairy testicles

It's so hot out, I have a bad case of swamp sack.

by jeff November 15, 2004

Swamp Church

A Butt hole surfing faction of rich kids and loners alike, who fonzanoon daily while accessorizing with camouflage bracelets.

I once saw a member of swamp church enter a ping pong ball launching tournament in ding dang, he won using only his anus.

by Quinn Barton February 8, 2010