draw back a bloody stump

pulling back what should be your intact hand after mistakenly reaching for some item you counted on as belonging to you. Most often a trick in the card game of Euchre. The actual owner of the trick having severed all or part of your hand up to, but not including the elbow. The dismemberment/amputation could occur in any of a variety of gruesome manner-- meat cleaver amputations are quickest and most successful but other more lengthy and painful mutilations might include, but not limited to, chainsaws, electric OR manual meat grinders, strait razors, butcher knives, cinder blocks, sledge hammers, boot heels, barbeque forks etc.

Juan forgot that spades was trump so when he tried to collect the trick with his ace of clubs I ground his hand from his wrist with my Black and Decker belt sander leaving only denuted bone and scraps of soft tissue in its place causing him to draw back a bloody stump.

by The-Hawk July 23, 2009

lyric stump

When you are producing words for a song (or something like that) and you all of a sudden lack any quality in your lyrics or genuinely can't think of any, this is called a lyric stump and it is a very common problem among all types of musicians, and some solutions involve:
Listening to Music
Reading something
Painting or looking at other paintings
You get the idea.

This will often happen if you are changing how you are singing about something and/or what you are singing about.

An example of a lyric stump:
He knocks on Satan's door
Delivers whom he bore
And...And..err...Damn it! I was getting somewhere with this!

by diamondmanizzle3 September 4, 2013

montana stump grinder

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.

"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."

by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017

Game stump

A game stump is when you maximize your skill in a short period of time. You will play as you did when you had peaked, but decrease in your ability to be able to play like that for long periods of time. Then you will focus too hard and crash.

Dude, I had a game stump during yesterdays match; pretty wild how we all have those sometimes.

by xXX_R4INCH3CKM4S73R42069_XXx January 16, 2021

Spunk-A-Stump

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.

Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.

That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.

I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.

by Carpoolio October 30, 2008

One Pump Stump

A one pump stump is when a male ejaculates after one pump in and out of a vagina. Also a short chode like penis.

"I had sex with the hottest girl last night to bad it was over quick because of my one pump stump"

by @ZayEatsAss February 23, 2017

draw back a stump

A threat that you will cut off someone's fingers, hand, arm etc. unless they stop bugging or annoying you (hopefully not literally). An amputated limb is called a stump, so unless they stop touching you, you'll cut something off and they will draw back a stump...not a hand.

You touch me again and you'll draw back a stump!

by dainjarouz September 29, 2006