Burly Shirley

A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster

Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.

Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.

Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!

by Joe from Carajoland June 17, 2012

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shirt stays

a tool used to keep a shirt neatly pressed while on a persons body; an annoying pestering strap that snaps without any hint or warning beforehand; the worst part of a cadets uniform.

My fucking shirt stays snapped my ass again, GOD DAMNIT!!

by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

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Shiro Gomi

White Trash in Japanese
When I talk about the white trash people in Japanese I used that literal term
White=Shiro
Trash (Garbage)=Gomi

Those people keep leaving their broken cars in front of their house. They are such Shiro Gomi.

by ncc1701p January 7, 2010

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Shirker Bandit

Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

They are sharp tools.

Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!

Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!

by The Merz May 4, 2010

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