Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.

by Antony Collett September 1, 2005

Scroltch

verb

1) Originally used in conversation when asking one to turn up the volume, or the “VO.”

2) A versatile word that can replace any verb when properly executed.

1) Matt: Yo! Scroltch up the VO.

2) John: Yo, scroltch me a brew.

by A. Quick August 29, 2007

cock scratch fever

Having an irregularly itchy dick or cock.

Jane: Why are you itching your genitals so vigorously?
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.

by Dick Cock Nugent July 4, 2008

scratch

A minor cut or graze of the skin. Next to nothing on the damage scale.

To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.

Didn't even scratch me, pussy.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

Cat Scratch Fever

The remnants of an intense sexual experience. Usually consisting of scratch and/or bite marks and hickies.

Damn man, I slept with Lauren last night and now I've got a brutal case of cat scratch fever

by SKid0207 January 6, 2012

Scroaty McWeasel Cut

A shitty chavish haircut!!

Wayne paid £13 for a Scroaty McWeasel Cut at his local barbers it looked shit!!!

by Mark27 November 28, 2006

scratchmoded

a follow up to faced on a real good insult

Your mom is a whore who gives good bobo to everyone...ooooo faced... scratchmoded

by me May 9, 2004