Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.
John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.
by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016

Post that photo in 4x5 instead of 1x1, it takes up a lot more screen equity and will gain more attention.
by Novomiro July 20, 2020

There was a lovely spread on the table and the host of the dinner party was offering a toast when Jim's phone beeped and he removed it from his pocket to respond to a text message. Alice screen shamed him, by castigated him audibly.
by humanifold March 27, 2019

A form of ejaculation and rubbing it on their chest, It really doesn't help with the sun it is purely sexual.
by snap: cahrlieasley hmu :D November 21, 2019

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"
by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012
