Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.
Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
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Get the Rowland mug.This law comes into play when a person uses the phrases "shouldn't we be focusing on the soliders" or "shouldn't we be focusing on the war?" when they deem a certain news item frivolous. The longer the conversation about said 'frivolous" news goes on, the more likely it is that someone will bring up soldiers or war and that others will start parroting the phrase. It's often used to shut down a conversation, after all, who can argue that the news shouldn't be focusing on the war or on soldiers? However, they person using Roddan's law is rightfully ignored.
"I can't believe that they're showing all this news about this celebrity!" cried Bob "Why don't they focus this much on our real heroes, the soldiers?"
"If you're so worried about the soldiers, why don't you donate to the veterans or volunteer to work with them?" asked Jim.
"Nah. I just wanna sit in my chair, sip my beer, and say 'oh, that's so sad' or 'man, that's a true hero!' when the news comes on. Makes me feel like a patriotic American!"
"Roddan's Law" said Jim and shook his head sadly.
"If you're so worried about the soldiers, why don't you donate to the veterans or volunteer to work with them?" asked Jim.
"Nah. I just wanna sit in my chair, sip my beer, and say 'oh, that's so sad' or 'man, that's a true hero!' when the news comes on. Makes me feel like a patriotic American!"
"Roddan's Law" said Jim and shook his head sadly.
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Get the Rowland Reeves mug.The act by which a praying mantis, or other mantae or female of a species cannibalizes its mate after the act of mating is complete.
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He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.
He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.
He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.
He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.
Hey look there.. He is my Rolander
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