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Mafia Relocation Program

Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.
"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."
by Nolan Smart December 12, 2005
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Recockulous

Something so utterly rediculous you just have to throw that cock in there for good measure.
Dude, I can't believe we wasted $10 on this recockulous movie.
by I rule so much ass. March 3, 2005
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Poster's Remorse

The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.
There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
by JustinJon June 14, 2013
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richard relocation

A fancy British way of saying Dick Move
"Why James, I do believe that was a Richard relocation!"
"You fink so mate? How 'bout ya come get som ya wanker!"
by SurrealArt August 11, 2016
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Recockly Broccoli

Something that is extremely ridiculous or silly. Used when something is so ridiculously stupid that you have to say something stupid to describe it. Usually used with people you now very well so you don't look crazy.

How the saying was formed:

riDICulous --> riCOCKulous --> recockly --> recockly broccoli (cause it rhymes ;) )
Wow, you're making a parody of "swagger wagon" called "shaggin wagin" ? that's recockly broccoli!
by Abix forever August 7, 2011
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Cummer’s Remorse

The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”
The cummer’s remorse I felt before I even pulled my dick out of that fat bitch was unbearable!
by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018
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Orderer's Remorse

When a person orders a meal in a restaurant and then regrets that they didn't order something else instead of what they initially ordered.
Person 1: "Why did I get the chicken? I should have ordered the steak?"

Person2: "Sounds like you have orderer's remorse!"
by Jokeboy83 July 23, 2010
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