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Rectum roulette

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.
"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."
by whitelinens September 28, 2022
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Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga
by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021
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Rectum Eyeball

Ryan lets do some Rectum Eyeball
by JoshKnock October 6, 2019
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Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.
Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!
by TheSpice March 14, 2021
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Rectum

Doctor, his rectum burst
by DADDDBIGheart VANS December 12, 2016
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electroplasmic rectum

An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.

The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.
Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help
by registry leaderboard holders August 13, 2023
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obese rectum

That project manager is a real obese rectum.
by Bigsexy5 November 14, 2019
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