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Rectocele

a hernia of the rectum into the vagina
a rectocele can happen when getting boned from behind and poking a hole through to the vagina
by mrln December 14, 2008
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rectocracy

Noun.

1. A System of government in which the people are ruled over by assholes.

2. Governance by those with their heads up their asses.

3. Government that constantly shits on the people.
1. The administration of George W. Bush is generally considered to be a fine example of Rectocracy in action.
2. When republicans take over the presidency, the Judiciary, the house and the senate, the resulting cancellation of all Constitutional protections (except for the Second Amendment, of course!) will be the start of rectrocracy in the USA.
by Dave at Weirdrcap November 21, 2013
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rectometer

A device used to measure the vibrations caused by a fart.
He scored 40 counts per second on the rectometer with that last fart.
by Meagre Shit August 20, 2014
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redtop

A slang used to describe someone that is a centerpiece or leader of a squad. They're in the loop with every plug in town and regularly have hookups. Since redtop can be used to refer to weed, alcohol, cocaine, or heightened status, it is an extreme compliment to refer to someone as being a redtop.
Michael is a true OG.
Yeah, he's got those hardcore redtop vibes.
by MichaelWhyte March 3, 2019
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reso

a sexy hot big man whos very white and has a 9 inch cock
bro reso is such a reso omg so hot he gets all the babes
by dingo779 September 25, 2022
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Renton

Pronounced: Ren-Tahn
The act of taking one's first and second born and smashing them together
Damn Washingtonian drivers! I will Renton them!
by Barril December 13, 2004
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Reston

A fine town in Virginia that is being destroyed by the liberal douches of Fairfax County who want to ruin people's lives and make Reston a communist enclave. There are so many new buildings that were ordered by brainless Maoists who have lived in Reston for 0-8 years, and the Reston Station is the worst event in Reston history, tied with them building Reston Town Center. Anybody who disagrees clearly knows nothing about Reston and came from somewhere like DC or California.
Person 1: Hey, you know Reston?
Person 2: Yes, it's becoming shit now.
Moron: The new buildings look nice! The Metro will bring so many opportunities.
Person 1: Shut up you filthy simpleton
Person 2: You know nothing about Reston
Moron: The development is good. I honor figures like Karl Marx, Fairfax County outta pay attention to that fine shit
by NormalPerson556 November 6, 2017
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