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rectocracy 

Noun.

1. A System of government in which the people are ruled over by assholes.

2. Governance by those with their heads up their asses.

3. Government that constantly shits on the people.
1. The administration of George W. Bush is generally considered to be a fine example of Rectocracy in action.
2. When republicans take over the presidency, the Judiciary, the house and the senate, the resulting cancellation of all Constitutional protections (except for the Second Amendment, of course!) will be the start of rectrocracy in the USA.
rectocracy by Dave at Weirdrcap November 21, 2013
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rectocranial inversion 

Having your head up your ass.
I had a bad case of rectocranial inversion when I did that.

Rectocranial Inversion 

Having ones head up ones ass.
Dude! you are so suffering from a Rectocranial Inversion!How the fuck do you get anywhere?
Rectocranial Inversion by jerro April 8, 2006

Rectocraniotomy 

Noun. The surgical procedure for having ones head extracted from ones own (or another's) ass.
"Nurse, schedule Rep. Louie Gohmert for an emergency rectocraniotomy - STAT! Analysis cranial, head up his ass, anal gazing, dumb-ass politician, rectalfy.
Rectocraniotomy by nedlark March 5, 2015

raceocracy 

In the wake of neofascism around the world, there is a new move to bring back apartheid-like transformations of western style democracies. In the 60s we called the apartheid regime a whiteocracy. In 2018 this move is being undertaken by RWNJs in first world countries who are are already in power but who need more RWNJs to make it work properly in their favor, basing their new found power on old racist paradigms, abandoned with apartheid. We are beginning to see a new wave of whiteocracy which we will call raceocracy; ruled by whites.
In 2018 Dutton commenced his formal campaign to disparage Africans (by which he means blacks) living in Australia & have them returned to Africa (even if they are born in Australia) while seeking to give priority of entry to white Africaan farmers, thereby creating a basis for a new raceocracy;
The old formal raceocracy was called The White Australia Policy which became law in 1901 (replacing an informal raceocracy genocide) and was formally abandoned in 1973.
raceocracy by BloggerMe May 15, 2018

Reputocracy 

The emerging social dynamic built upon reputation, voting, and general popularity. Primarily enacted online.
The website Digg.com promotes reputocracy through it's simplified voting system.
Reputocracy by Keven Menager September 23, 2007

rockocracy 

A group of rock'n'rollish celebrities in the UK made up of young people born to famous, rock'n'roll parents/socialites whose bands/solo acts were milestones in the history of music. This group includes: Daisy Lowe (Pearl Lowe's and Gavin Rossdale's daughter), the Geldof sisters (Sir Bob Geldof's and Paula Yates's daughters) but also Kate Moss or Agyness Deyn (the modelling rockocracy). The group promotes its own lifestyle that is comprised of parties, unorthodox way of dressing, and the love of hard music. They're considered a very cool and trend-setting bunch of people.
Pixie Geldof was hailed the coolest girl in London prolly thanks to her connection to the rockocracy.
rockocracy by necrotism June 20, 2009
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