Quiet Game

To have sex while others are in the same general area (i.e. house, room, theater, etc.).

C'mon baby, let's play the quiet game. Your parents will never know how freaky their little girl is as long as its hush-hush!

Your room mate will never wake up as long as we stay true to the quiet game rules :)

by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010

quiet night

Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?

Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.

Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Who's this retard? May 15, 2016

Crying In Quietly

The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.

Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.

by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

quief slit

Quief Slit, N.

1.) A slit through which a woman quiefs; slang or vulgar term for a leaky vagina.

2.) A term of endearment that can be used to call your friends.

*Not to be confused with the often over used term piss slit.

*Works well when you use the word fucking right before it to add emphasis.

"Hey dude, look at that hot fat chick!"
"Are you serious bro?? OMG! Take off your boner goggles I bet she has a quief slit as long as my arm!"

"Ya I have Curtis in my Science class next period, he is a huge douche."
"I agree man he is a douche, not to mention a total fucking quief slit! Come on Mike its puff puff pass, not puff puff puff puff pass. Now your being a quief slit too, fucking ass pirate!"

by TotalJerk October 26, 2012

quiet pack

A low grade bag of marijuana. Reggie, Schwag, Bobby Brown, Mids, Poop, Sticks and Seeds. Found in Mexico and urban cities in the U.S

Yo nigga, stop smoking that quiet pack! Smoke this shit, its called loud.

by DenverBroncos69 August 19, 2013

Quiet sneaky

Using your hand like a sock puppet without a sock and sneakily inserting it into an unsuspecting lovers butthole/vagina

Sharon loves a good quiet sneaky when she's drunk

Bro I'm really craving a quiet sneaky right now

by Quiet_sneaky June 22, 2016

quiet steven

When you ask your friend/homeboy to step out of the car so he/she can get some

Steven: Excuse me do you mind stepping out of the car?

Jackson: Oh why? Are you going to give her the quiet Steven?

Steven: You already know!

by JerkyJack July 17, 2018