Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.

My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

by NutmegSals April 13, 2009

Ping Spoofer

A ping spoofer is somebody that is bad an uses their ping to hit shots.

And example of a ping spoofer is amir.

by _RawrAustin_ July 30, 2019

Ghost Ping Day

April 10th is ghost ping day, where you ping as many people as possible in a discord server and delete the pings afterwards.

You participating in Ghost Ping Day?

Yeah, I own a discord server and have zero bitches

by amongussussygamer6826 April 8, 2022

ping

More generally, has come to mean being picked up on or penalised for something, e.g. a speeding fine or the boss at work. Like being the submarine receiving the ping from the torpedo boat. Opposite of being golden.

The cops pinged me for speeding.

The boss pinged me for being late to meetings.

by WhatDidIUseLastTime January 5, 2013

ping me

A term used widely on IRC. To ping someone is to send them a packet of data and record the time it takes for their PC to respond. This is meseared in miliseconds, and the lower, the better.

Dude, i r teh pingz j00!

rofl! w/e

woah sheet, 23ms!

by Nick June 23, 2004

ping

a tiny, unstimulating, unfulfilling and unpleasurable penis

I was laying there when he poked me with his ping. I didn't know what it was until he pointed it out.

by JJ12629 March 4, 2009

Ping Pong

When the word 'Ping' is called amongst friends/people, it means the person has an item, be this food or drink, they no long want. The first person to reply by saying 'Pong'. That person then receives the pinged item.

Not to be mistaken for ''Bing Bong'' Which refers to passing a joint or the bong amongst pot smokers.

Person 1- *I'm no longer hungry for this amazing sandwich that I have in my possession, I will pass it on using Ping Pong*

Person 2- *Man I'm starving. I wish I had an amazing sandwich to eat*

Person 1- ''PING!!!''

Person 3- ''PONG!!!''

Person 2- ''Damn it!!!''

by AC1D_Hampster October 6, 2010