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pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.
"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"
by Sick Majors December 6, 2013
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Pizza chip

AKA "piece of shit", looser, wife beater, dick head. Can be utilized when a more discreet way of defining an individual is essential. As in public forum space or quietly in front of the kids.
Yeah I know that guy from back in the dizzy, he's a real pizza chip. PD is hunting him down for beating up his old lady.
by Dokta J August 18, 2015
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pizza phone

When someone uses the hands-free speaker-phone feature on their phone then holds it in their hand and up to their mouth like it was a piece of pizza they are about to take a bite of.
"Is that guy driving about to take a bite out of his phone?!?"
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."
by ZUUL42 October 31, 2015
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Pizzaboi

A fucking twat who’s life is focused on pizza, they do nothing else except think of pizza, they call themselves something related to pizza in EVERY THiNG they have an option for a custom name, usually young children could be nicknamed a pizzaboi,all of these should be killed on sight, these people lust and ejaculate over pizza.
Kids who are pizzabois could usually are mentally ill in most cases, and usually also spend a lot of time on survival games.
Person 1: I’m fairly sure that kid might be a pizzaboi
Kid; PiZZaAaaAaaAaAaAaAaaAaAsaAAA
Person 1: *takes out gun*

pizza, fnaf
by Belphagorius May 16, 2018
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pizza cramps

when you eat so much pizza you have cramps and can’t move
Kevin: Yo did you eat that whole pizza by yourself
Jessica: Yes now my stomach is killing me
Kevin: That’s cause you have pizza cramps
by ACM15 May 24, 2020
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pizzafanboy

A well known region changer on discord!
He‘s really sneaky and can only be caught during the night time. Once you‘ve caught him, watch him accuse you for changing the region.
We can never know, if it actually was him.
Damn who‘s changing the region again?
„Bro it‘s just pizzafanboy again, remove him from the group.“
by balkancasino November 27, 2021
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pizza tower

by MarioNLuigi64 April 9, 2023
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