Pinak

An extremely funny yet slow kid.

One who is extremely random; or a random act.

One who cannot remember a name for longer than 10 seconds

Mann you pulled a Pinak!

Bro ur a pinak fo real!

by Pimpmaster April 14, 2004

Pina Colonic

A Pina Colonic is a sexual expedition in which a man first ejaculates into his partners asshole, then pops a straw and drinks from it. Best enjoyed with coconut shavings and a wedge of fresh pineapple.

(term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)

"Man, that Pina Colonic was just what I was craving"

by Hot Dickins March 15, 2008

penal

Of or relating to the penis, phallus, etc.

That gay man uttered some rather penal words.

by Professor Bluh January 6, 2004

penal fungi

a fungus that grows on ur dik.

nic durand. hahaha your a penal fungi

by Nicci D December 31, 2007

Pina Colada

A pina colada is known as a cocktail, on the other hand if you have a VERY immature mind a pina colada is known as a penis!!

Darian: Do you like pina coladas?!?!
Shannon: O yes, very creamy
Darian: *laughs*

by Pina coladassss June 28, 2008

Penalectomated Vaginalitis

A smelly green infection of the vaginal region caused be having large amounts of sperm stored in the vagina for more than 24 hours.

If you keep fucking all those guys, you're going to end up with penalectomated vaginalitis!

by Mister Ecs May 28, 2008

Penal Teton

A deformed cat that only has two square shaped legs, stick shaped ears, and a smiley face for a face. It comes out of the bottom of clarinets. If you aren't careful it will take you off to the fantasy world of Taco Bell.

-(To be sung) The Penal Tetonsssss in a fantasy world of taco bell!

- That freshman is such a penal(teton)

by TaylorAWalker January 20, 2009