Permadork

A girl that never seems to grow up. Talks like a baby. Usually a homosexual (if ANYTHING). Watches PBS Kids and qubo. Obsesses over Webkinz and has the lip balm, body spray, mousepad, and all the animals, plus the mini ones. Her favorite store in the mall is Hallmark because of the pointless Webkinz. Has an cheap High School Musical mp3 player, but the only songs on it are Wheels on the Bus, Christmas songs, and some Disney crap. Loves Hannah Montana, but has no clue who Miley Cyrus is. Thinks you're "super-silly yuck yuck" if you ever thought a guy was hot. When you go to the bathroom, she sticks her arm through the door until you shut it on her. Anorexic.
Collects Land Before Time things. Doesn't know what anything that your average person over 6 would know and is EXTREMELY flat.

Kaitlyn: Kayla! Look at Crystal and her new Webkinz purse. What a permadork!

by BananaMilkshake December 15, 2008

permabeef

When someone does something that is absolutely unforgiveable.

Oh I aint even speakin' her name name anymore. We got permabeef!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Perma-Lurk

A cop...or someone who always lurks.. mainly Texas cops

Awww fuck its the perma-lurks!!!

Son, what did you call me?
I called you a perma-lurk..all you do is lurk lurk lurk!

by Brittni W. November 8, 2006

permagrunge

Dirt left over after a thourough cleaning. Especially in the prints in one's hands or under the fingernails. Essentially, clean dirt.

After repairing the greasy engine, Rob washed his hands three times but was unable to remove some of the permagrunge on his hands.

by Ezra Moon April 26, 2006

Perma-shocked

When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.

Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.

by lata sk9a October 24, 2008

Perma-Hump

Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.

"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."

by Mae F December 23, 2008

permafrosty

The state of being constantly high/frosty.

"Hey dez I feel high but I didn't smoke today"
"We've smoked so much we reached a state of permafrosty"

by Z&D show November 21, 2013