Future persinger

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.

“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”

by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

parking knot

The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.

Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Parking by Braille

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.

Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).

by weaselpuss March 26, 2009

Peaking

An act imitating orgasm or climax in response to another action.

"I'm peaking", I said after Jason introduced us to his older brother, Michael.

by jeongu1004 October 29, 2020

parking lot tour

The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.

WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!

by YAWA January 26, 2020

penis parking

A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.

She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.

by TOMLOL January 1, 2007