Gerbil Packing

The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.

I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.

by Bill Gates November 17, 2006

packing some timber

Overweight, having excessive fat around the torso.
Used in Northern parts of England to describe both male and females, children or adults.

"He is packing some timber" means "he is fat"

by Hazel Jones September 10, 2007

University of Wisconsin Parkside

Home of the Worlds Worst Division 2 Baseball Program. Once Head Coached by the Great Jarvis Brown with the Assistantance of Pitching Coach John Pulera Career ERA of 67. Brown Compiled a record of 14-73 in his three year tenure which was cut short due to Irreconsilable difference. If you ever come to Kenosha, Stay away from the Hell that is 900 Wood road

Frank: Hey i got a baseball scholarship to University of Wisconsin Parkside
John: Wow, That's like being the Tallest Midget.

by Jon Klienmeyer June 28, 2010

packing heat

someones huge ass dick

Girl: Ooooo You Packing heat!
Me: Ya Girl ofc

by SoundCloud Rapper March 14, 2018

parksie

A geek like no other, notorious for bad jokes, security and *BSD zeolotism. 1336. Secks.

Oh no, that joke was BAD, I detect ParksieHumour(tm)

by PHeeSH September 18, 2003

packin

Carrying Protection

by CriscoBlu November 4, 2003

Packing

1: Concealing a firearm
2: Concealing a Pakistani refugee

"Paking heat"
Packing a Paki

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006