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Putin

A modern-day "Hitler"
by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 13, 2022
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Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
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grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.
My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.
by schizodollz June 6, 2024
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Putin

Dude, you're such a Putin!
by mcrobogame March 27, 2022
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Putin

A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping
Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear
by Chinaguy May 17, 2022
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Putin

Synonym of evil, spawn of devil, psycho killer or stupid. Can be used to describe enemies, dictators and characters in movies you hate e.g Voldemort is such a Putin.
Jessica is such a Putin, she bragged about getting an f- and shoved dirt down my throat.

“He truly was the spawn of Putin.”

Famous titles include:
Putin wears prada
Putin’s in the detail
Putin girls
Agatha Christie’s Putin Mysteries
A cold blooded Putin

And Disney’s The Putin Guys
by wee_eejit May 29, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the greatest president in the world. We shall all support Russia. Glory to Russia! Slava Russia!
by Vladimir Zelensky February 7, 2023
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