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Posh piss

Posh piss - when a man sits down on the lav and has a luxurious piss
"one sec babe I'm just having a posh piss "
by Wellsy and LeeBoy November 28, 2019
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Mustard Shot Positive

When someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot glass full of mustard if they are incorrect. Usually used to overrule a friend or teammate's answer to a trivia question.
Roscoe was Mustard Shot Positive that the answer to the trivia question was "November Rain". He ended up drinking 1.5 ounces of dijon.
by MKLynch June 5, 2011
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post-sequitur

While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.

Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.
Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!
by DanielR January 8, 2009
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post 9/11 culture burnout

A term to describe anyone who grew highly accustomed to the culture of the 1990's, and subsequently feels jaded about growing up in the information age, especially since the saturation of mediocrity that has dominated popular culture in the aftermath of 9/11.
Since 9/11, Western Culture lost its integrity, resulting in the following:
The declining quality of mainstream media, the excess of the youth, the superficiality of modern lifestyles, the rise of underage sexuality, the corruption of authority figures, the unethical practises of corporate institutions, the exposure of adult subjects amongst young people, the breakdown of gender roles, the general distrust of society, etcetera

Welcome to the post 9/11 culture burnout...
by GoAskAlex1991 March 8, 2012
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Loser Position

The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.
My goddess instructed me to get into the loser position so I could eat all my cummies!
by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021
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Post-Nut Clarity

Clearing your mind by masturbating, preventing any wrong or regrettable decisions.
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"

"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019
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Post Nut Clarity

"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"
by saladcock September 14, 2019
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