peasants

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.

Fangirl: "But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants"

by huntingsmauglock August 20, 2012

Dead Peasant

Dead Peasant Policy: a life insurance policy that employers can own as the beneficiary in case their employee dies.
This immoral and unethical practice by many large corporations was unknown to the average American worker until the film maker Michael Moore popularly exposed its existence and wide spread abuse at the turn of the 21st century.

Hey my fields will not get plowed if my peasants suddenly die and my crops rot. I need insurance on my dead peasants. Hey, then I can make even more money if I deny my peasants health care and work them to death.

by SpottedBlueDog October 5, 2009

peasch

Noun. A male genitalia; penis; cock; dick. Average size penis. Never used in a small context( see peaschcareat ).

can be used to call someone a dick when the environment doesn't call for cursing.

Yo, I'm gonna go get my peasch wet from this bitch tonight.

You're such a peasch.

by Moose420 October 10, 2007

Peasant Afro

A person who is very plebeian. In fact, he is the most peasant-like of all the peasants. In addition, he is a very aggressive and lazy person as a whole. In fact, he is such a spoiled brat that even his own nanny packs his school bag even though he is 13 years old. Also, his iced tea sucks. But what most annoys people of him is his immense afro and obsession with brands. So all in all, he is a humble, plebeian cauliflower/microphone

DISCLAIMER: Do not be a Peasant Afro

"YOU SIR, ARE A PEASANT"
-Peasant Afro

by blondelotus48 January 26, 2018

techno peasant

Someone who has absolutely no idea how technology works and how to use it.

dude, your mom cant open her own email, what a techno peasant

wow, this noob is a freaking techno peasant he cant even find porn on the internets

by Rocky1`21123123123 January 15, 2008

Techno Peasant

Someone who knows nothing, or has limited knowledge about technology.

Sally - 'Whats the difference between internet and intranet?
Brett - 'God! you're the biggest techno peasant!'

by rhiannonRIOT January 29, 2008

peasant

Peasant oringally refered to the lowest class of society often small farmers, tenants, laborers who had to do hard manual labour to earn a small wage. They lived in poverty.
It is now used as an insult as well. The suggestion being the person or thing being insulted is simple minded, rustic, crude or of a low status then person who is using the insult.
It is mainly used in Australia.

'Dude, have you seen that person/object/place it is so peasant!'
'Peasants lived mainly on a diet of soup and bread with little meat.'

by Pixie! July 13, 2006