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meat musket

The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.
I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.
by carsonsux August 9, 2021
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Grabbing My Musket

A white-person, dog-whistle term to encourage a set of followers take violent actions against a government while declining to do so yourself to avoid personal criminality or charges of incitement to violence.
On Nov. 9th, if Trump loses, I'm grabbing my musket. You in?
by ZaBlanc October 26, 2016
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Muskegon

The shithole on the west coast of Michigan that thinks it has everything when in actuality its about as alive as a morgue, however that doesn't stop Muskegon or "Skee-town"'s residents from walking around as if they had they had sticks up their asses because that's cool there.
Bob 1: Hey man do you want to go to Muskegon.
Bob 2: Nah, Satan's asshole doesn't sound that good right now; I was actually going to get AIDS
Bob 1: Ah Ok, that does sound alot better. Can I come too?
Bob 2: As long as we don't go to Muskegon, sure.
by Former Muskegon Resident February 14, 2009
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Muskeen

Arabic for somebody you feel sorry for, in a bad way.
Georgia banged Kane, what a Muskeen
by muskeens22 August 13, 2010
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Musketball

(v)Any vaginal penetration while a tampon is present in the vaginal cavity and is tamped down and compressed into a ball against the cervix. (n) The remains in the vagina after the previously defined action is performed. **Sometimes leads to toxic shock syndrome.
(v) She was on the rag and left the tampon in so I musketballed her. (n) Afterwords I had to help her dig out the musketball, it was delicious.
by Tank256 February 1, 2009
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muskie blast

after a male busts a load in a female's mouth and she swallows it he then proceeds to cover her mouth with his hand and punch her in the throat so that the semen will come out her nose.
the last time I came in a girl's mouth, she went "umm delicious" but I felt she was not worthy of my semen so I karate chopped her in the throat and the next thing I know the spunk sprayed out of her nostrils. This is a muskie blast.
by Tim Reynolds January 2, 2008
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Muskegon

A town on the west side of the state of Michigan. People from the "Skee" are generally retarded and/or inbred. The government is ass-backwards and intent on completely fucking up any real opportunities of advancement. If you are retarded or just plain stupid this is the town for you!
Hey do you want to go hang out in the Muskegon tonight?

Hell no! I'd rather stick a hot fork up my own ass!
by muskegonitesadly December 9, 2010
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