Mojoo

The dopest kid around, if you don't know a Mojoo you don't have a life bro.

My Mojoo So Dope

by PussyPounder1 July 31, 2011

mijoe

Mijoe is a Phil looking skeleton that's gay and sucks dick so much that he has mouth AIDS he likes someone named lonely girl, mijoe is weird and no one likes him he's a loner at school and wants to drop out just to suck dick

Shut the fuck up mijoe

by Hard nipple mijoe February 6, 2019

mojo

A mexican who thinks hes the shiii, the kind that will come up behind you and slap your ass

Did you see what that mojo just did to that girl?

by Jazzuhmen May 27, 2008

mojo

a dirty mexican that stinks like shit and wears makeup and dances vanda

omg that fucking vanda is gay - fucking mojos

by Ish September 28, 2004

MOJO

Mojo is that kind of guy you find in the men's room at the Monkey Cave, Lima Peru, and he's just hanging out there, in bad shape, and hoping to get a solid blow job before moving on the the Palace of Princess Peussie.

"That slug is a MOJO, definitely a follower of Mary Mount and Princess Peussie; I wouldn't blow him for anything"

by Dr. Johnny BLee Johnny April 15, 2006

mojo

Measuring the level of excitement on a human being from visual stimuli

viewing jessica alba increase mojo by 189.49%

by insanejane April 11, 2006

Mojo Biscuit

Smoking pot and in a time frame of between 3-6 hours later, smoke crack. Similar to a speedball.

Jake: Dude, why are you so fucked up today?
Dane: Sorry man, I just had a mojo biscuit.

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008