The Maury Effect

The Maury Effect:

The percentage certain that any given "ho" is that a particular "tool" is her "baby daddy" is directly and inversely proportionate the likelihood that said "tool" is in fact the father.

Example:

The Maury Effect:

Ho: *shouting* " 120% sure Wongjohn is MY baby daddy!"
Maury: "Wongjohn is NOT the father!
Ho: *runs from stage and throws self on groung*

Analysis: Because said "ho" was 120% certain WongJohn was the father, there was a 120% lieklihood that he was NOT the father.

by galexie September 14, 2009

Maurissa

A young lady who has lots of heart and cares for her family and friends sometimes she has a problem with getting so attached and emotional with her lovers but that only shows that she cares for that person when u get a girl like her dont let her go

Hey Maurissa are you going to that party?

No i just want to stay home with my boyfriend

by Queendance171717 January 26, 2017

A Maurice Moment

A maurice moment is when one does something gay without noticing it

Ex. Bro 1: i like holding my gfs purse. Feels kinda nice

Bro 2: what

Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment

by The Gucci flip flops September 28, 2019

Maurice Spednick

definition and background: from the Latin: Hoardus Retardus: When one hoards much of an item and sequentially makes use of none of it

When Eric, the faker, collected 500 oranje juice cartons and drank a mere 2 cartons, Ari, the ugliest kid ever, said that at the moment he was very Maurice Mednick.

by Jumpin Jax Well September 5, 2004

Maurried

when one is taken on the Maury show and accused of fathering a women's baby.

Maury: "Kip you ARE the father!!"
Audience: "Whooooo, BOOOOOOOO"
One audience member: "YOU JUST GOT MAURRIED BITCH!"

by Called you out! December 9, 2010

Maury Roulette

A bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. Called "Maury Roulette" because it explains so many of the cases on Maury (TV Show)

Dude: "Ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. An a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh.... vaginas, an she have a baby... WHO DA DADDY?"

You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!

by ssh0ney September 1, 2012

Mauricio Macri

Argentina's actual precident, wich is basically a 50 year old man who dances like a monkey who is having a ceisure

Guy #1: who is that dude dancing overthere
Guy #2: IDK man but he is such a Mauricio Macri

by Inana.definitions December 22, 2016