Maria

Maria is the most beautiful, gorgeous, charming person I know.

She can go from cute to hot in a matter of seconds.

She is smart, spontaneous and honest and always tries to understand the other person's point of view.
Her sense of humour is nerdy and intelligent, it'll make you laugh for five minutes straight.
If you are dating a Maria, remember to always tell her these things, she tends to forget how crazily in love you are with her.

Oh, I'm so happy to have a Maria in my life!

by juventudezonica May 14, 2020

Maria

The definition of perfection

- I have a perfect girlfriend

-Is her name Maria?

by The_truth_brought_to_you_by December 15, 2020

Marian High School

A literal day care that gives its students days off because it’s too sunny outside

Prep guy 1: Did u hear about Marian High School’s sunshine day they had off
Prep guy 2: Wow that’s stupid. Mercy is better

by prepguy49 April 20, 2022

Hannah,Yara,Mariam,Nour

Hannah,Yara,Mariam,Nour = Toxic😖

She’s so toxic and evil, She’s a Hannah,Yara,Mariam,Nour /j

by evilpureevilrandomperson May 19, 2022

Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”

Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Mariah

Mariah is the best girl you will ever meet!!! She is Hot,Pretty,Funny,has brown eyes brown hair. And when you are with her you will laugh,smile,And never want to leave the room without her! She always has good ideas for fun.

"Yo Mariah"
"Sup"
"Do you wanta hang later?"
"Sure Why?"
"Cause my life is pointless without your happiness and smile!"

by Crazymkitty2003 May 10, 2016

Mariah

The most beautiful girl I have set my eyes on. Funny, Cute, Smart, Sweet and overall amazing and a hell of a kisser! She Completes the me. There Isn't a moment of the day where I'm not thinking of her and I don't want to see a moment when I'm not with her.

Mariah Garrido-Ramirez, Will you go out with me? :)

by ODxDriftGhostxx November 6, 2011