Malthius

To ruin a gaming community through poor administration, arrogance and general ineptitude.

I don't even like battlefield anymore, but I like being an admin; it makes me important, so I'm just going to go all Malthius and be a dick about everything

by Bobz0rpuss1 July 8, 2010

Malty

1. (adj)Softened, made soft; has become soft
2. (adj)Having a soft, even personality
3. (adj)Having a non-leader/supporter characteristic

1. (a) This stick of butter has become malty. (b) The water turned the rice malty.
2. (a) "Your friend is very malty" (b) "Well, I'm a malty kind of guy."
3. (a) Batman is the hero, Robin is the malty one. (b) "Being malty doesn't make one weak, it makes other people strong."

by thespoonmaster September 28, 2011

Malthe

Malthe.. Oh Malthe. It's just such a perfect name, for such a perfect guy. Everybody loves Malthe, EVERYBODY! Especially me. I love him so much.
He makes a smile on everybody's face. All Malthe' does.

"You'r just soooo lucky to have a Malthe in you'r life!"

by ostehaps November 20, 2016

The Malteser

This is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your balls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a shit. You then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.

John: "Why are you eating so much curry Steve"
Steve: "I'm preparing to do The Malteser tomorrow"

by Pooeychooeylooey November 19, 2016

Eda Maltoz

A Turkish girl to stay away from. It is known that he lives in Istanbul. She is known for being a slut. Eda Maltoz is a bitch.

Look at the slut.

Who?
Of course, Eda Maltoz

by certifieddingdongmale November 21, 2021

Malta

A small island in the Mediterranean. For locals, this word is like a bad swear word, a reminder of their stupid and roundly gay culture. The maltese, though, have the highest rate of underage drinking in the world, and should be respected for that.
All in all, 5/10

Towns include

Paceville-alcohol
Sliema-Shopping
Paceville-alcohol
Sliema-Shopping

Noone in their right mind goes anywhere else on the island but to those two places

by Roxxors my Boxxors January 16, 2005

Malta Goya

A substace so terrible that it's creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.

Used for cruel games of truth - dare
Also used for cheap stomach pumpings

Example: 1. I dare you to drink this Malta Goya
2. I'ld rather impale myself on a fencepost like James did!

Example: 1. Dude! you just drank petrol
2. Woops, better get the malta goya out

by Ashier November 15, 2009