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Malthius
Someone who doesn’t pay their employees(animators) and makes false promises to further his career. Stay away from it lol u've been warned.
Malthius by Glizzy1Gobbler1 February 12, 2023
Malthius
I don't even like battlefield anymore, but I like being an admin; it makes me important, so I'm just going to go all Malthius and be a dick about everything
Malthius by Bobz0rpuss1 July 8, 2010
Malthias Religion
A religion/ cult based around the hating and murdering of feminist as they are mentally il and need help. They were formed in 2017 in the state of Illinois. This religion/ cult is on the rise and may be ready to attack at any moment. Malthias are not really bad people at heart.
"yo dude are you a Malthias?"
"yea man"
"well i was just verbally assaulted by a feminist"
"lets go talk with he- i mean it"
Malthism is not a joke and should be taken seriously - Malthias Religion
well malthias will also stop at nothing to stop a feminist at all cost and will even kill just to get rid of or fix the feminist but what must be done must be done as easy as that. me myself? no i ma not a "Malthias" Cult follower but they have a website and everything so yeah.
"yea man"
"well i was just verbally assaulted by a feminist"
"lets go talk with he- i mean it"
Malthism is not a joke and should be taken seriously - Malthias Religion
well malthias will also stop at nothing to stop a feminist at all cost and will even kill just to get rid of or fix the feminist but what must be done must be done as easy as that. me myself? no i ma not a "Malthias" Cult follower but they have a website and everything so yeah.
Malthias Religion by Clash Royale is gay December 3, 2018
I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.