MJB

adjective
Referring to a body part that is lopsided or uneven.
As in how Mary Jo Buttafuoco looked after Amy Fisher got off a couple rounds on the front porch.

"You know those boobs are real! Look how MJB the right one is."

by Dirty Lulu & Jax Starr! November 6, 2007

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wow you must be extremely bored, or almost as bored as I am to make this in class

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by bored in class please help me October 16, 2020

m.j.

MARY JANE! or marajuana

i LOOOOOOOVE m.j.

by baby girl November 17, 2003

mjom

Acronym for "Making Jack Off Motion". Normally used in IM Conversations. Although there are many variations, the common usage of skepticism is illustrated in the following example:

She said she had to wash her hair that night. Ya *MJOM*, whatever bitch.

by Jumar April 9, 2005

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

mjib

when your brain momentarily stops functioning under extreme pressure to only blurt out this exclamation

oh.. er.. mjib.

by abp94 February 22, 2019

mjoannegab

a fucking stupid ass bitch that cant crp, she likes to draw a lot and play mha roleplay on roblox grrr. she is very stupid grr.... 😀😀😀😀😼😼😼😼😔😔😔😍✨❤️😔✨😔❤️😔

YOU : OH LOOK ITS A STUPID ASS BITCH!!!!
ME : YOU MEAN MJOANNEGAB?

by MJOANNEGAB September 15, 2020