Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.

We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019

Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.

You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….

by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019

Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on

Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn

by Oreodave January 11, 2020

Midget Fishing

A game in which you have more than 3 nude male or females that have taped shoes to their knees. They hold their own feet behind themselves. They would begin at a designated point. Once the game begins, they all race to wherever a nude male is located. The first one to get his penis in their mouth would be considered the winner

“My friend Ryan had me participate in a game of Midget Fishing. At first I took offense but it turned out super fun! He has never lost a game!”

by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020

Midget love

2 small people who love each other very much,They are soulmates and they are both

did you see Liam and Audre Marie's Midget love is amazing

by Kimber-dek hater March 7, 2022

Midget Porn Palace

A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long

John: what was all that noise in the street last night?
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again

by tubzyboy August 9, 2015

Midget Spinner

Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.

Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.

A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!

by doomscyte July 24, 2017