Library Fever

When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.

"Is that the smell of your feet?"

"Yes."

Hysterical laughter ensues. Library Fever.

by B'tom Ornstein May 17, 2010

libertage

A slide or video montage highlighting patriotic images. Contraction of liberty and montage. Generally associated with American patriotic images.

That Micheal Bay movie could have used another libertage.

by the dude pdx May 22, 2016

liberal locusts

United States: People who are either registered as Democrats or espouse liberal and leftist values (i.e. thinking gun control is going to stop mass shootings, higher taxes, defunding the police, supporting riots, supporting sanctuary cities and giving financial assistance to illegal immigrants, wasteful government spending, etc.). These people tend to no longer like the state they live in (or the region of the state they live in) either because of the results after they made disastrous liberal votes and elected terrible liberal politicians that have ruined the area in which they live or because they have caused others to leave the area because of the demands they have made on either the cities or the state in which they live leaving it a shell of its former self (See San Francisco, Seattle, Detroit, Baltimore, etc.) Upon realizing this uninhabitable living situation, they then fly off to other states or regions to only repeat their disastrous liberal voting and implementation of leftist policies that destroyed the places from whence they came.

Texan seeing a new neighbor: "How y'all doing? I see you just moved in across the street. Where y'all from? Maybe I can show you around and we can go to the local range to fire off a few rounds."
New neighbor: "Nice to meet you. We're from California. Thanks but no thanks on the offer to go "shooting", we don't believe people should be walking around with guns; citizens don't need guns which lead to mass shootings - that's why we have police!"
Texan: You Liberal Locusts make me fucking sick. Kindly leave Texas and go back to California!

by BerkBiggler September 11, 2020

libuv

No nothing finer than a cross-platform asynchronous I/O library written in C and designed to interface intimately with the V8 engine.

What turns you on?

libuv gets me hard, bro.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

libreoffice

a type of office software which is a better and FOSS (free and open source) version of microsoft paid dogcrap and shitty propietary google spyware. also an improved fork of openoffice. crashes everytime you move your cursor.

person 1: ms office is so fucking expensive are there any good alternatives

libreoffice: yes

by worshipper of Tux September 18, 2021

Library Face

A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.

"Have you seen that tiktok guy who plays Valorant? He has such a library face"

by RobloxEggHatcherSimulator December 21, 2021

Cuba Libre

Actually, a bacardi & coke with a shard of lime. Takes the boring old standard of rum and coke to a different level. (Whether that level is higher or lower ... you be the judge.)

Mon Cher, please bring me a Cuba Libre whilst I sit here on my lazy ass.

by Shmouse May 20, 2005