Left Lane Dick

A general term for anyone found cruising in the passing (left) lane, holding up the normal flow of traffic.

"I would have been on time, but I got stuck behind Left Lane Dick on the way here"

by 95onI95 June 5, 2004

Leftist Privilege

The mechanism by which radical leftist, anti-American, anti-capitalist, virtue signaling, race baiting, hyper-snowflakey, trigger warned, intellectually vapid purveyors of Social Justice and Identity Politics Dogma escape the scrutiny/skepticism/mocking/humiliation that they have rightly earned by plagiarizing and/or regurgitating fringe-left talking points, hot-button words and phrases like "White Supremacy", "White Privilege", ".........we will not allow _______ to come to ________ University and spew racist, sexist, misogynistic, xenophobic and transphobic......", "Hate Speech", "Whiteness as a Commodity", "Tangible Value of Whiteness", "Toxic Masculinity", "Gender Identity" and their most disgraceful example of rampant and offensive hypocrisy..........."Tolerance."

They, of course, escape this scrutiny/skepticism/mocking/humiliation because every single one of their journalistic colleagues are also blinded by, protected by, and suffer from......Leftist Privilege.

Jesse Benn, a contributor to HuffPo, who wrote that "White Athletes Still Standing For The Anthem Are Standing For White Supremacy", and John Eligon who wrote in the New York Times that the anthem protests had no place in the N.F.L. because of the Capitalistic nature of the league...........were exempted from much of the mockery and embarrassment they had coming thanks to their Leftist Privilege.

by TreyOhFiver September 28, 2017

top left

Denotes from the heart. Telling the truth.

"I swear man! Top left!"

by topleft August 14, 2007

left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

Left 4 Dead Rage

Rage built up by playing Left 4 Dead 1 or 2, usually occurs from the game not loading on the first, second or tenth time. Sudden connection loss during a really good and close game of Left 4 Dead versus. Or when after waiting a while to finally get a versus game going one of the sides quits when it doesn't win the first level in a crushing victory. And finally horrible connection lag when playing a good game, often leading to poor aim, not being able to help a teammate quickly, or, if playing as infected, accidently spawning in front of the humans with enough time for them to kill you before you can do anything.

It's that Left 4 Dead Rage, it'll get to you.

by Gundam Hater April 20, 2011

Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014

left in 2019

when popular things are dumb or retarted and should not be popular and need to be left in the past year

those chunky filas are so ugly they need to be left in 2019

by morgan 56039 January 30, 2020