Cock Knocker

An absolute dick head, a fool.

'That DJ is playing the worst shit, he's such a
'Cock Knocker'!

by Erinjess February 23, 2008

Meat Knocker

N. A type of prostitute that is known for pleasuring her clients by slapping her massively bosoms against their erect penis.

"I gotta find me a meat knocker... there's nothing else like it."
"I think I saw some downtown last week"

by Our_Benefactors November 21, 2009

knob knocker

used in place of words like gay, stupid, queer, dumb, ect... when describing someone or something.

Wow, your acting like such a knob knocker.

Our mall is so knob knockin'.

by youdontknowme94 July 7, 2009

Fart Knocker

A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.

I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!

by DannyBoy152 May 11, 2011

fart knocker

A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.

Dude you are such a stuck up fartknocker preppie!

by Potters Gentree May 13, 2005

Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain

Get that nard knocker away from me!

by woody April 29, 2004

Fart knocker

Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.

Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.

"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"

"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"

"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."

by Gavin Veasey January 15, 2009