jobberish

When a senior member of staff uses, words such as obviously usually many times to explain a job to an employee, which they have took on
and blatantly have no clue what they are talking about! Often used in conjunction with lots of mumbling

The employer using Jobberish attempts to bamboozle the employee with lots of information given very quickly whilst also using the word obviously.... lots of times to imply the employee is not quite getting the obvious and is somehow dimmer than the user of jobberish! for not being quick on the uptake!

Jobberish = jibberish whilst explaining a job

Employer: I need you to do this job for me..obviously it will need to be red and in a scale of (mumble) it will be made out of acrylic with (mumble) and obviously will need radius corners. Obviously i need this for (mumble) and the client will collect it on (mumble)

Employee: Your are talking utter jobberish!! please rephrase the above statement!!

by Faffwell Jones May 23, 2013

Jobby The Bobby

hi my name is jobby the bobby that has no hobby

hey my name is jobbers the bobbers yep im jobby the bobby for sure

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

Jobi

Jobi a badass guy super cool funny and good at video games

Jobi is a badass

by Badass7374474747474747 February 23, 2019

a wee jobby

1. Food is inserted into an indeviduals mouth, the food is then digested and goes through a complicated process, the food then makes an exit from the body via the anus as a small brown substance.

2. That wee Lil' Chris guy.

1. I have returned from the toilet, where I suceeded in doing a wee jobby, but do not fear for I wiped my bum throughly as I am currently wearing white boxer shorts.

2. That Lil Chris guy is utter pish. He thinks he's all that and a bag of tatties, but he's actualy just a wee jobby, I would like to throw stuff at him.

by McKean February 14, 2007

Jobber

Someone who is no longer a noob, but still has the skills of a noob

hahah, jobber, I pwned you!

that mike guy, is a jobber!

by Chad August 5, 2004

jaggy jobby

When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage

"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"

by lcjms December 30, 2007

blow jobizzle

The act of giving oral sex then allowing your partner to climax in your mouth and swallowing.

"I was so excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to give me a blow jobizzle last night although was highly disgusted when she wanted to kiss me afterwards."

by #YoloSwagBitchesMoneyNigga April 13, 2014